The shit story of my hunt for ancient germanic spirit (featuring my bad english)

  • Be me
  • living in a small vilage on the border of Germany and The Neatherlands
  • testing mu new night vision cam for school project
  • wolfs are turning back to The Neatherlands trough Germany
  • its been all over the fucking news
  • Found a nice tree in the woods near a hill called Tankenberg
  • looking for a money shot
  • instal my sweet new cam, hook the baby up to a nice tree
  • come back next day to look at pictures
  • nothing but birds and small deer
  • Just spend fucking €400 to spy on birds
  • feelsbad.jpg
  • repeat this for a week or two
  • more birds, deer and Some hogs to
  • send all pictures to a friend/project partner from school for further review
Green hills
  • next day
  • got home from a family dinner at some spanish restourant
  • turn on pc
  • three Emails from friend
  • two of them are about some Rare birds
  • in the last mail he urges me to look at some picture i took a week ago
  • open op folder
  • open pic and see what apears to be a feral ghoul from falout 4 riding a hog
Feral ghoul
  • holyfuck.jpg
  • almost tear of my fucking balls as i whas scretch them at the moment
  • lose my shit a bit
  • i call friend
  • dont know what to do
  • go to police?
  • no, what are they gonna do, look for a doctor seuss caracter riding a pig
  • dont think so
  • next day
  • at school
  • talk to friend about pic
  • to afraid to show pic to anyone
  • they might think i lost my mind or something
  • ask him “did you show the pic to anyone anon?”
  • anon: “yeah man my parents and my uncle”
  • anon: “They think its prety funny”
  • weekend
  • go back home
  • show pic to my mother
  • she says its a weird picture like the ones on the Discovery Channel
  • says grampa used to tell storys about a man riding a hog
  • thats-really-specific.jpg
  • next day
  • go to see Gramps
  • he pours me a drink as always
  • Korenbrandewijn or Gin as you guys in Trumptopia call it
  • my family is feuling my alcoholism
  • gonna die before i turn thirty for sure
  • ask him about a guy riding a hog
  • at first he is clueless about what iam talking about
  • he remembers and smiles
  • he told me about a spirit called “Derk met den beer” (Derk with a Hog)
  • says he is a protector of these woods and something about a old farmer beaing cursed for shooting a rivle at God on “Kerst Nacht” (Christmas Eve)
  • he goes to the bookshelf to get an older leathery looking book with gold ornaments idk how to discribe it in english
  • “Overijssels sagenboek” whas the titel on the cover
  • a book with stories about local legends like dwarfs, water monsters and witches
  • under the Chapter “Wilde jacht”(Wild hunt), i found multiple stories about Derk met den beer
  • some about the cursed farmer, and one about him being a god from like pagan times
  • some real viking shit
Derk met den beer
  • i say to my grandpa, “Thats a weird name for a god “Derk”
  • he smiles
  • thats not his real name anon, you cant speak his real name it will bring bad luck
  • whats he called i sayd Voldemort i said smiling
  • even just seeing the wild hunt is a bad omen
  • my grandma hears my grandpa talking about the spirit
  • she looks at us and says “wasnt he called Fro or Friej or something?”
  • in one fleuent motion my grandpa jumps out of his chair and begins to raise his voice
  • “You dont speak his name!”
  • “What did i tell just now!”
  • ofuck.jpg
  • didnt know my grandpa whas this superstitious
  • after he calms down i showed him the picture i took of the thing in the woods
  • my grandpa is silent
  • “he even has the spear” he mumbles after a minnute
  • “what?”
  • i take a closer look and you can almost make out a spear behind the figure
  • “he misses a war horn” said grandpa
  • “a horn?” i said
  • he turns the page of the book and on it a real nice looking picture of a Germanic looking dude riding a hog
  • he is blowing a horn
  • “what does the horn do?” i ask
  • get some vague awnser, someting along the lines of “It helps him hunt”
  • couple of days later
  • back home i do some Research on Derk/Fro
  • turns out he whas like an old germanic god, elmost every germanic country has its own name for him
  • in The Netherlands and Germany they call him Fro or Frey
  • and in the Scandinavian countrys they called him Freyr
  • god of fertility
  • yeah the dude indeed looks like a real ladys man
  • reading some information on the Tankenberg were i took the pictures
  • there is a small pagan temple
  • temple for some goddess named Tamfana
  • a temple for human sacrifice possibly
  • go to the temple just for the heck of it
Temple
  • not much to see just a small reconstruction of an temple and a nice view of the forest
  • encounter some locals that live near the temple
  • ask em about Tamfana
  • they proudly tell about the goddess of hervest and nature
  • i ask the man about Derk
  • he told me that every Christmas Eve they round up all their shit and bring it inside their home
  • becouse if you dont have your stuff together ar midnight Derk will come and wreck your shit
  • mabey even you
  • i ask “are there people who have seen Fro?”
  • the man looks at me like i fucked his wive
  • “Never say that name” he said
  • i laugh and said “what will he do steal your broom?”
  • the guy said again “Never say that name”
  • he walks off
  • weirdest interaction i ever had
  • A week passes and some dude on local news says that he had seen a man on a hog
  • thats it must be
  • try to contact the man but no response
  • next day
  • got his adres
  • ride to his house
  • nobody home
  • return home, this looks like a dead end
  • three days later turns out the guy comitted suicide
  • shit is getting to real now
  • thats what you get for looking funny at someone i guess
  • deside to go to police and show them our man fro
  • man walks in gives me the most discusting cup of coffee i ever had
  • they take some more info from me like the location and date the pic was taken
  • return home
  • cant sleep thinking of our boy fro
  • 4 in the morning loud knoking on our door
  • some fucking goons from the government or police i dont know
  • they seize all my fucking equipment my camara and the new camara i just baught specialy for Derk
  • my phone and my laptop
  • some thicc looking guy with thin comb over asks if i have more pictures on that hard drive
  • no
  • they take it anyway
  • there was some porn on there as well
  • i know
  • just the regular stuff dont worry
  • luckely i backedup all pics on my google drive
  • hackerman.gif
  • grandpa passed away
  • grandma said he wasnt doing so well lately
  • i begin to get paranoid, think its because of the Derk thing
  • think the government is hiding something
  • bought some new cameras
  • curently haning in the forest around Tankenberg
  • strugeling with my study will become a dropout soon
  • opsesively watching my cameras for a sign of Derk, just to prove that its out there
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